T3H3 - TUESDAY 7/30

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Claustro-feelya

LOCATION:
Feelya’s house @ 824 W 47th St Norfolk
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Start for HOTDOGS and chips!
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- Bring appetite for beer and hot dogs.

RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

Aug 13th - Clam Chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th - ?
Dec 3rd - ?
Dec 17th - ?
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

HOBO H3 - Beach Day - THURSDAY 7/25

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: 6:00pm gather, hares off 6:30 HARES: Spin the Mickeys
LOCATION:
Parking lot @ 2993 Shore Dr, Virginia Beach 23451
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 3~5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Bayside Bar & Grill
2973 Shore Dr Ste 106, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
NOTES FROM THE GM:
This will be a pick up style hash. We will play games to determine the next hare after each Beer Check Till we get back to start.

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

B3H3 Trail #21-ish - Wednesday 7/31

TRAIL INFO

Cost: $5
6:00pm gather
6:30 hares off
6:45 pack away
Bike Hare: GED
Watersport hare: Elon Thrust
LOCATION: 437 George Washington Hwy S, Chesapeake, VA 23323
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Bikes: We will be biking the Great Dismal Swamp Trail, which should be about 20 miles long.
Water: We are getting wet, so bring all the stuff to play water sports, such as a kayak, paddleboard, canoe, surfboard, raft, or something to float on.
WHAT (ELSE) TO BRING
For Speed Bash Trail:
Road Bike, Not a cruiser
Maybe a helmet, mainly because wanks in Va can’t drive worth a crap.
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery
Flashing lights for your bike both front and rear, safety 3rd-ish
Water bottle so we can fill it with beer
ID and maybe some cash
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.

A thirst for beer
A vessel
Sunscreen jizz
Bug repellant jizz
Some kicking and drinking skills, but not required.

Virgins (New people)

*Kennel Patches are in and available for $5

TH3 - White Dress! - SUNDAY 7/21

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: ??? Wouldn't you like to fukkin know?!
LOCATION:
Casa de Shart Tank @ 420 Chisholm Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23452 SHIGGY: 4.69
LENGTH: 3-5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: No!
WATER CROSSING: duuhh… it’s summer!
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- White dress wedding - wear white

WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails:
Money 💰 for Hab!!!
Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
Virgins!!!!
Vessel - who wants to drink from a can? 🍵
Whistle
Appetite for a trail!?!?!

RECEDING HARELINE
JUL 28TH:
AUG 4TH:
AUG 11TH: Rolling in the Deep
AUG 18th : BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
AUG 25TH: Dead Elvis
SEP 1ST:
SEP 8TH:
SEP 15TH:
SEP 22ND: Pirates
SEP 29th:
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open