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TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: ANAL
LOCATION:
Casa de Feelya @ 824 W 47th St, Norfolk, VA 23508
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Cogans Pizza North
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Bring Virgins, Vessels, Cranium Light or Torch

RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

Dec 31st- Hanukkah

**A spooky, Chilling Trail

$5
TIME: 6:00pm gather, hares off 6:30
HARES: Spin the Mickeys
LOCATION: Parking lot @ 160 W Virginia Beach Blvd, Norfolk, VA 23510
SHIGGY: ?/5
LENGTH: 2 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Sanctuary OG @ 109 Addison St

NOTES FROM THE GM: Games Will determine who the hares will be, it'll be a win or lose of the game to decide.
HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
...
MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:00
HARES: Where’s My Mom
LOCATION: Walmart back lot @ 4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Apex Entertainment
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
-

What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Torches
Appetite for trail

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30pm, Hares Away 2:00pm
Hares: The Boy Who Lived & Chicken Jesus (Double Tucked Whoreos)
3200 Tidewater Dr, Norfolk, VA 23509

SHIGGY: 5.69
LENGTH: ~3.69 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yup
WATER CROSSING: Maybe
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:

***WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails***
-Money for Hab!!!
-Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
-Virgins!!!!
-Vessel - who wants to drink from a can?
-Whistle
-Appetite for a trail!?!?!

TH3 HARELINE ***Cum and earn your Tidewater Piece to the VirGina Puzzle Patch***
18 Jan - NFN Levi & Fish Dicks (Gold Dress Run)
19 Jan - Whoredor & I am 17 Fisting on 15
26 Jan - Boots and pants & NFN Nikki
2 Feb - Drunk Neighbor
9 Feb - Buckafluffalo (Super Bowl Trail at Shadows House)
16 Feb - Pussy Poker Meow and Runs, then Scissors (TH3 Love Run)
23 Feb - HITT & HillBilly hasher (TBD)
2 Mar - Jizz Hands & NFN Amy
9 Mar - Virtually Ribbed
15 Mar ---- (25th Green Dress)
16 Mar (Green Dress Beer Mile)
23 Mar - Elon Thrust
30 Mar ---- Local Hare Needed & Elementary My Dear Twatson!
6 Apr - Gave Educator Dick and New GM (TH3 AGM)
13 Apr - Pooperazzi
20 Apr - Cheeks (Easter Hash)
27 Apr ----
4 May - Clam Chomp
11 May ---- (Mother’s Day hash)
18 May ----
25 May - Panda
1 Jun - You Want Dick with That & JG Wetworks
8 Jun ----
15 Jun ---- (Father’s Day)
FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open

GOOD AFTERNOON GENTLEMANLY HALFMINDS

Prepare your legs and get your best suits pressed for this weekends Gentleman's Quarterly!

$0 HASH CASH $0
*8-10 miles, Bike Friendly & 4 Shiggy Bar Stops *
TIME: Gather 1:30pm;
Hares get off at 2:00pm

HARES: Master Splinter
LOCATION: Trant Field (Lynnhaven Baseball Fields)
586 N. Lynnhaven , Virginia Beach VA 23451


TRAIL INFO:
SHIGGY: 0.69/5.69
LENGTH: 8~10 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD

NOTES FROM THE HARES:
-Bring cash and ID for 4 Bars
- If you don't think you can hang on foot, bring your bike and bash trail with CB2H2; Safety is always third, but helmets are encouraged.
-$0 --- FREE HASH!! Start and END for craft beer and Scotch----
- Gentlemen drink in moderation.
- Bring cash and ID on trail, as it is pay as you go at the bars(but the hash might buy a round or two where money allows).
- Expect at least 8 to 10 miles and 4 Shiggy bar checks.
- It's not a theme hash but you can dress up or down (But wear something that'll get you in a bar).
- Bring gentlemanly attire for circle, but run in what you like.
- The hash departs each bar five minutes after the hares. Polite condolences if you can't keep up.
- No need for shiggy socks or ivy block. We're gentlemen, after all we don't run in shiggy (typically).
-There is sometimes a special needs trail for those that need it (ASK the Hare).
-The alcohol is stronger and a bottle of scotch will be passed around, Don't drink heavily and drive.
- Uber and Taxi's are cheaper than a DUI.

Receding HARE-LINE
March 29th: GQ invasion of Richmond