24hr hash

Saturday, May26th

Gather 4:30 pm
Hares off 5pm ?

General Info:

What the fuck? - It's the 24-Hour Hash, that's what the fuck.

How the fuck? - 12 trails, each 2 hours long - including down-downs - starting at 5:00pm on Saturday, May 26th and ending after the Tidewater Hobo hash on Sunday, May 27th.

More fucking details:

There will be an undetermined amount spots for those who wish to try this epic adventure. Those who wish to attempt this feat amongst feats, will have a Hash cash cost of $30. Your 24-Hash rego will include: 12 Hash runs over a 24-hour period (see how that works???), beer, gatorade, some munchies/food to keep you fueled while you die, maybe even a patch.

All are encouraged to participate! Want to try and do some, but not all, 12 trails? Sure thing. Each Hash in the 24-hour Hash will cost a mere $5 to participate with the exception of the last Hash which will be a regular Tidewater Hash, or as regular as Tidewater can be.

DISCLAIMER:

This idea is purposefully terrible. Though many may attempt, few will finish. Remember that if you feel like you won't be able to finish a trail never-leave-camp is a viable option.
While we want everyone to do well, keep in mind this shit is hard. We will do out best to get you back to start if you/when you drop, but make sure you have a backup plan (i.e. Uber, Lyft...)

Things you need:

- dry bag with change of clothes
- fanny pack
- money (cash or credit)
- ID
- health insurance info
- phone (to uber home)
- headlamp

Rego Here $30:

Volunteer

START LOCATIONS:

Start 1: 5pm Walmart - Drunk Neighbor
4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 2: 7pm Q-Masters - GED and Pooparazzi
5612 Princess Anne Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 3: 9pm Ollie's - Menage
5957 E Virginia Beach Blvd, Norfolk, VA 23502
Start 4: 11pm Grand Mart - Butt Light and Kitty Kitty
649 Newtown Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 5: 1am Williams Farm Park - Street, Hairy, Boots
5269 Learning Cir, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 6: 3am Food Lion - $10 Oar
748 Independence Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23455
Start 7: 5am Walmart - GIISM
4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 8: 7am West Marine - Sweet n' Sour and Pooparazzi
4000 Virginia Beach Blvd #100, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 9: 9am Home Depot - Expiration Dating
3352 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 10: 11am GoodWill - Pussy Monster
229 S Rosemont Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 11: 1pm Mt Trashmore - Bionic
4417-4401 South Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 12: 3pm Walmart - Timmay and ISIS
4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462

Who's Gonna Die:

- All The Way In
- Boots & Pants
- Buck
- Butt Light
- Choo Choo
- Drunk Neighbor
- Donkey
- Dos Tacos
- Epididy Dom
- Every Roll Is A Hole
- Expiration Dating
- G4Y
- GED
- Ginger Unicorn Cock
- Grape Gape
- GRITS
- Hairy
- ISIS
- Jacking Dead
- Jesus is my Dildo
- Kitty Kitty Gang Bang
- Little Rose Boutique
- Magic Carpet No Ride
- Meat Slut Slapper
- Menage
- Nocturnal Mission
- $10 Oar
- Pabst Smear
- Pooperrazzi
- Rektal Splelunker
- Rumayor
- Spam
- Sorry
- Street Meat
- Tim-May
- Yeast Confection

T-Shirt orders until 5/14:

The shirts are black with the logo on the front - we're going for a Ramones kinda look. They are $15. If you want one go to the paypal poll and send the money. Remember to add your name and size in the notes.
T-shirt $15: Volunteer

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