Strawberry Full m00n GLOW Party!


Friday June 9th, 2017
Gather @ 7:00 pee em
Start @ 7:30 pee em-ish

HARE(S):
Gulp Fiction and Daddy Cums First

When you can't go to Thailand's world-renowned Full Moon Party, VBFMH3 is bringing it to you!

Experience all the excitement of being at the beach on Koh Phangan with 20,000+ people, several megawatts of energy pumping music at 220bpm, strobing lights, a gigantic water slide, a burning ring of fire, and thousands of buckets of alcohol, all under a full moon!

Except there might not be a beach, only a couple dozen people, music barely audible from someone's cell phone, maybe someone clicking on/off a flashlight, a puddle to splash in, a citronella candle, and a single red solo cup. Hey, use your imagination!

But there WILL be a FULL MOON! And GLOW THINGS! Wear ALL the fluorescent you got! Maybe you'll even get to meet a Lady Boy! One way or another, we will be putting balls in holes. Cum find out how!

CUM ONE, CUM ALL!

START LOCATION:

Tidewater Veterans Memorial Park
1000 19th St
Virginia Beach, VA 23451



NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):

* A to A trail.
* a few miles of walker friendly trail.
* Dig out your 80s gear and wear something fluorescent!
* Bring your best joke and Cum on out to witness what is always guaranteed to be a total shitshow!!

WHAT TO BRING:


- $7 hash cash
- a joke
- Virgins (they're free)
- another joke
- flashlight or cranium lamp
- some jokes
- yet another joke
- Vessel
- more jokes
- dry bag (you never know)
- one last dick joke

Cost: $7 for experienced wankers; free for virgins!

Down Downs:

Same as Start

ON AFTERS:

King Neptune's Mini Golf
213 25th St
Virginia Beach, VA 23451

Cost: $7 ($6 if you can find a coupon, $5 if we can get enough wankers to show!)


UPCUMMING HARELINE:

June 23rd: Drunk Neighbor
July 14th: Open
August 11th: Open
September 8th: Open
October 6th: Open
November 3rd: Open
December 1st: Open

To schedule haring for a Fool Moon (Monthly, Fridays) contact Children of the CornHole

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