938th Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Trail

Tuesday April 16, 2018

Gather @ 6:00PM, Hares off @ 6:30PM

Hares:

Drunk Neighbor

START LOCATION:

Dockers Karaoke Pub
4239 Holland Road
Virginia Beach, VA 23462



NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):

  • Trail: A to A
  • Beverage Checks: 2-3
  • Shiggy Level: 1-2
  • Swimming/Water Crossing: Dealers Choice
  • Chicken/Eagle Splits: Not today Satan!
  • Runner/Walker Splits: If you ask nicely!
  • Dog/Stroller Friendly: Yes, bring the small creatures!
  • Trail: It isn't long and it isn't thick, but it might not be short and it might not end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet.....show up and find out wankers. It's getting dark so bring some illumination device!!!

    WHAT TO BRING:

  • whistle - in case you get lost
  • shiggy socks - you never know
  • shoes - unless you are Jesus
  • HEADlamp - Who said Head
  • Vessel - who wants to deink from a can
  • Dry bag - just in case
  • Dry clothes - better to be safe
  • $5 - this aint free

  • <-------------DOWNDOWNS------------->

    Can't make trail? Meet us for down downs around 8:00ish pm. Down Downs location: Most likely same as start

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    Dockers Karaoke Pub


    4239 Holland Road
    Virginia Beach, VA 23462

    We need you! Come up with a theme, a trail, or just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail!


    Upcoming Trails:

  • 04/23: OPEN
  • 04/30: GED N SILENCE
  • 05/07: OPEN
  • 05/14: OPEN
  • 05/21: OPEN
  • 05/28: OPEN
  • Pick a date, you wanker!

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    Interested in haring a Tuesday trail?
    We need you!
    Come up with a theme, come up with a trail or
    just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail.

    Contact a member of misman and and they will add your name to the list.


    Tuesday Virgin Ceremony Song Lyrics

    Sung to the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna

    You made it through the wilderness
    Somehow you made it through
    Didn't know how lost you were until we found you

    You were scared. Unprepared.
    At the start, you were so confused
    But we ran you around
    Yeah, we ran you all over town
    Now you're dirty and bruised

    Like a virgin
    Hashing for the very first time
    Like a virgin
    Drink it down down. Drink it down down down.......

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