Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Trail #950

Tuesday July 16, 2019

Gather @ 6:00PM, Hares off @ 6:30PM

Hares:

KITTY


START LOCATION:

Torch Bistro
601 Orapax St.
Norfolk, VA 23507

NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):

  • Trail: A to A
  • Beverage Checks: 2
  • Shiggy Level: Low
  • Water Crossings: Unlikely
  • Chicken/Eagle Splits: ?
  • Runner/Walker Splits: Yes
  • Length: 2-4 miles
  • Dog/Stroller Friendly: Yes
  • Trail: It isn't long and it isn't thick, but it might not be short and it might not end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet.....show up and find out wankers.

    WHAT TO BRING:

  • whistle - in case you get lost
  • shiggy socks - you never know
  • shoes - unless you are Jesus
  • HEADlamp - Who said Head
  • Vessel - who wants to drink from a can
  • Dry bag - just in case
  • Dry clothes - better to be safe
  • $5 - this aint free

  • <-------------DOWNDOWNS------------->

    Can't make trail?
    Meet us for down downs around 8:15ish pm.
    Down Downs location:

    Torch Bistro
    601 Orapax St.
    Norfolk, VA 23507

    We need you! Come up with a theme, a trail, or just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail!


    Upcoming Trails:

  • 7/23: OPEN
  • 7/30: OPEN
  • 8/06: OPEN
  • 7/13: OPEN
  • Pick a date, you wanker!

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    Interested in haring a Tuesday trail?
    We need you!
    Come up with a theme, come up with a trail or
    just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail.

    Contact a member of misman and and they will add your name to the list.


    Tuesday Virgin Ceremony Song Lyrics

    Sung to the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna

    You made it through the wilderness
    Somehow you made it through
    Didn't know how lost you were until we found you

    You were scared. Unprepared.
    At the start, you were so confused
    But we ran you around
    Yeah, we ran you all over town
    Now you're dirty and bruised

    Like a virgin
    Hashing for the very first time
    Like a virgin
    Drink it down down. Drink it down down down.......

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