T3H3 - TUESDAY 3/26

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: ANAL & Mystery Hare
LOCATION:
MeadowBrook Park @ 1600 Trouville Ave, Norfolk, VA 23505
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 3~4 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Sanctuary at the Railyard
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- Bring torch or cranium gear

RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

April 9th- RPK & Butt Lite
April 23rd - D-cell
May 7th- Sorry For Your Loss
May 21st - Hairy Kate & Spare Parts
June 4th - Saloon Door
June 18th
July 2nd - Neighbor
July 16th
July 30th
Aug 13th - clam chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th
Dec 3rd
Dec 17th
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

HOBO - THURSDAY 3/21

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Spin the bottle
LOCATION:
Lake Taylor School @ 1380 Kempsville Rd, Norfolk, VA 23502
SHIGGY: ?/5
LENGTH: 2-5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Games will determine who the hares will be, it'll be a win or lose of the game to decide.

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

🌙Full Moon🌙 ZOMBIE HASH - **SATURDAY** 3/30

TRAIL INFO

**$10; $5 for two extra lives
Gather @ 6:15pm
Zombies away @ 6:55pm
Pack away @ 7pm
Trail Done @ 8pm
HARES: Zombies
LOCATION: Loch Haven Park @ 3657 E Stratford Rd, Virginia Beach 23455
SHIGGY: You decide/5
LENGTH: You decide
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Bucketheads @ 3657 Shore Dr
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
We’ve been waiting years to try this again, and this is our chance! Arrive early and get your life bands, and we will send out our hidden beer checks, and of course our ravenous Zombies out to tag you and take your lives! Lose all your life bands and you become a member of the undead! Go forth and consume hashers! Can you make it out to all three hidden beer checks and back alive first? Or will you be the deadliest zombie? We’ve got awards for both! Either way there will be delicious ZOMBIE JESUS themed drinks at each beer check to enjoy! There will even be Zombie Jesus T-shirts for sale pre-orders only Front and Back ! Holy shit!

RECEDING HARELINE:

GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY - SATURDAY 4/6

TRAIL INFO

$10
TIME: Gather 1:00pm; Hares off 1:30
HARES: ANAL & Mystery Hare
LOCATION:

Casa de Kitty @ 823 Maury Ave, Norfolk
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 8~12 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES: Bring a chair for down downs!

- If you don't think you can hang on foot, bring your bike and bash Safety third, helmets encouraged
Craft beers at start and down downs
Scotch at down downs
WPTB Patch

- Gentlemen drink in moderation
- Bring cash / card and ID on trail, as it is pay as you go at the bars (but the hash might buy a round or two where money allows)
- Expect at least 9 to 12 miles and 3+ good beer checks could be more or less, Picklebacks
- It's not a theme hash but you can dress up or down (But wear something that'll get you in a bar)
- Bring gentlemanly attire for circle, but run in what you like
- The hash departs each bar five minutes after the hares. Polite condolences if you can't keep up
- No need for shiggy socks or ivy block. We're gentlemen, after all we don't run in shiggy (typically)
-There is sometimes a special needs trail for those that need it (ASK the Hare)
-The alcohol is stronger and a bottle of scotch will be passed around, Don't drink heavily and drive
- Uber and Taxi's are cheaper than a DUI
-$10 if you want a patch GQH3 Patch

Receding HARE-LINE
April-///->June: OPEN
July-///->Sept: OPEN
Oct-///->Dec: OPEN

TH3 - SUNDAY 3/31

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: Always Needs Ample Lube & Message In My Butthole
LOCATION: 6224 Sedgefield Dr, Norfolk, VA 23513 (*Park in the driveway until it's full, then on the street.)
SHIGGY: 3.69/5
LENGTH: 3-5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yes Ma'am!
WATER CROSSING: If you learn to walk on water by Sunday, you’ll be good
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
It’s FUCKING Easter time and that means two things! JESUS CAN’T GO HASHING and a massive Easter Booze Hunt! Sorry for raising my voice, I’m excited. At the on-start, trial, and on-in, Hashers will hunt and collect mini liquor bottles. After trail, we will set up a dirty bar w/ a sexy bunny bartender where everyone can trade their Easter booze for an Easter cocktail. Mixers available are sour mix for the whiskey heads, cranberry for the vodka comrades, and Coke for the rum addicts. I have maxed out my booze allowance, so if you want to bring extra mixers please do.

WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails:
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery and bananas
Drinking Vessel & A straw if you're into that kind of thing
Strong Shiggy socks if you need to doo doo on trail
A walking cane for your wobbly legs
Your favorite SACK to collect booze
Whistle
Happi Coat Flare
Patches with loose morals
Dry bag / Change of Clothes
Bug Spray & Technu
Wash down water and soap
$$$ for Habby
Virgins (New people)


RECEDING HARELINE
MAR 31st : ANAL & Message In My Butthole
APR 7th: Buckaffalo
APR 14th: Ooopz
APR 21st:Buckaffalo
APR 28th: Squash Meow & NFN Andrew
MAY 5th : Drunk Neighbor
MAY 19TH: Agua Nino
JUN 2ND: Malort OTR & Granny
JUN 30th : DrunK Neighbor
AUG 18th : BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open